Quotes To Live By

"Another day, another defilement." Autolycus, the King of Thieves

"But I was going into Tashi station to pick up some power convertors!" Luke Skywalker

"Dedododo dedadada." The Police

"Aiyeee!" Dr. Miracle

"We have to shout above the din of our Rice-Crispies, we can't hear anything at all." The Police

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." Darth Vader

"This is a local shop, for local people! There's nothing for you here." Tubbs of Royston Vasey

Things Edmund Blackadder Once Said

"Disease and deprivation stalk our land, like two giant stalking things."

"Must it end this way, Baldrick? With me cutting you into thin strips and having to tell the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle-grid in an extremely heavy hat!"

"We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod."

"He's madder than mad Jack McMad, the winner of last year's Mr. Madman competition."

"I want to be young, and free! Then I want to be middle-aged and rich. THEN I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf."

"Fortune vomits on my eiderdown again..."